Daft Punk - Motherboard

“When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.” - Edgar Watson Howe

Bruce [Sterling] describing it as a movement locks it into an existing idea of historical processes, but there’s no such thing as avant-gardes anymore. That’s such a ridiculous idea. That’s an art-historical construct that just doesn’t apply anymore. But it leads to that idea of there being avant-garde figures that are ahead of everything else. But there’s not. It’s just me, looking at this stuff, and going, ‘Have you seen this? Have you actually seen it? Have you really paid attention and thought this stuff through? Because I’m trying to, and it’s amazing!’

daveshumka:

I made this supercut of David Letterman asking drummers if their drums are rented. That guy is the greatest.

(Original post from CBC Music)

Interview with an author

Heidi Singer of the NYPL: You seem to have a bit of a tortured relationship with technology, having called the Internet “a f__ing curse.” Can you elaborate?

Wells Tower: Oh, I guess I feel like it’s a f__ing curse because if you accidentally emit some doltish blowhardism like “The Internet’s a f__ing curse,” it might wind up on someone’s blog and get quoted back to you in an interview. My main gripe with the web is that it’s toxic to the kind of concentration fiction writing requires. It’s difficult to write good sentences and simultaneously buy shoes.

GPOYW New Wordpress Tee Edition. 

GPOYW New Wordpress Tee Edition. 

I’m normally pretty hooked-in and connected to national news & current events but our whole damn town flooded out badly yesterday and I ended up drinking last night and unplugged from most everything.

I woke up this morning with a severe hangover and further didn’t pay any attention to national news.

Just getting up to speed on the events in Boston with the suspects and manhunt - the total lock-down of the area, and all this insanity, and wow, just floored. Thinking of all my friends out that way and how crazy things must feel right now. Keep your heads up, gang. 

“My Favorite Soul Train Line Dance”

 

If this doesn’t bring a smile to your face, I don’t even know what to do for you.

What would happen if we stopped acting as if the primordial form of work is laboring at a production line, or wheat field, or iron foundry, or even in an office cubicle, and instead started from a mother, a teacher, or a caregiver? We might be forced to conclude that the real business of human life is not contributing toward something called “the economy” (a concept that didn’t even exist three hundred years ago), but the fact that we are all, and have always been, projects of mutual creation.
B-b-b-but it makes my friends into cool little “chat heads”

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Of the graduation speech genre, this is definitely one of the best ever. But it’s better than a mere graduation speech. It’s a speech about reconciling adult living with a liberal arts education, and just making sense of things in general. Plus, he had the whole Jesus-vibe going with the hair and beard, but I digress.

This Is Water - David Foster Wallace

(Happy Easter)